Husband: Why?
Me: I dropped it while it was still going this morning and now it smells funny.
Husband: How’d you drop it?
Me: Evan was crying so I dropped it and ran to him.
Husband: Well, why was Evan crying?
Me: He had a plastic hanger stuck in his mouth.
Husband: How did he get a plastic hanger in the first place?
Me: I gave it to him.
Husband: Why.
Me: I thought it would be fun to play with.
Husband: Well, that shows a whole lot of common sense.
Me: I’m limping because I took my father’s advice and used an x-acto knife on my ingrown toenail. My common sense sucks.
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