The Beauty of Polygamy

So, I was watching Oprah the other day and she was talking to these polygamists about why they would be in a marriage where they have to share their husband. Oprah's not married, Oprah doesn't have kids, and Oprah doesn't run her own errands, cook her own food, or clean any of her many houses, so I can understand why she might not get it.

But are you kidding me?

Think about how great that would be. All the pressure to have sex dissapears with an, "I'm not in the mood Honey, go talk to wife #2."

All that, "Hi Honey, I'm home, I want your undivided attention." Gone!

All the cooking, cleaning, and errands are divided by three.

The relationship maitainance would be cut to 1/3 of what it is now.

There's no worry about whether or not your husbands having an affair. He is.

And you can't tell me a little jelousy and compatition isn't good for the marriage. I mean, are you really going to let yourself go when you know there's two other women to compete with?

And what guy's going to complain? He's having sex with 3 women and he doesn't have to sneak around about it. Everyone wins!